I took my new puppy for his first shots today. T
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The poor thing threw up everywhere. Maybe i should have started him on something weaker than Jack Daniels.
My Grandpa recently had to start using Viagra.
Grandma took it pretty hard.
A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender,
"Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"
The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plane."
P r o c r a s t i n a t i o n t takes forever to type.