I don't want to put anyone's brain into overdrive

I don't want to put anyone's brain into overdrive but a question if you will. Who are these people who do not wish you to buy this stock ?? Are they here to help you because they have marked you as a good person? You have been selected for sainthood and they wish to lift you up?

They are your long lost love child and they wish to save you from a life of social security ?? Please grab both of your ears and pull to remove you head from your anal sprinter. I have tried as best  I can to explain to you that this situation has never happened before and you yawned. I have been trying to tell you that this opportunity will never come again and you looked at me and smiled. I am not a person that one could call predacious. I hate everyone. People who know me know that I hate one thing above all. I call it stupidity and my boss used to call it uneducated.

I do not know if you are uneducated or stupid and I don't care. I'm tired. I have worked as hard as I can to help those of you who have taken the time to read this and I wish to rest. Good night. At about 2 45 am I will be cleaning bed pans if you have something for me.