Long Post for Investors: S1E11 redflix This is
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This is a redflix that will go a little off script ( a lot off script) but you'll see why at the end.
To the 20 people that PM'ed me I hope you enjoy and get it. To the 100's that didn't. Please stop here. Remember I said this will go a little off tangent that will lead into the last season 1 redflix.
Forth of July I was out on the lake with about 20 people and just pulling out of the harbor. First boat pulls along side us was the US Coast Guard that spotted a baby on-board without a life jacket. Remember those cars that used to have the baby on board sign. Guess what? We didn't even have one, but they spotted us from a long way off.
Literally a few minutes before that I was telling the new Dad, I think kids 12 and under need to wear a life jacket all the time. I know I did at those ages and hated it. He was whipping out a baby life boat (aka jacket) as the coast guard boat pulled up so all was good. Kid wasn't happy, but safe. Coast guard was on their toes which I was glad to see.
About an hour later while cruising around, the boat owner spots a guy in the water trying to swim out from shore. This guy was in trouble. He couldn't swim anymore and was just keeping his head above water. Reminded me of flippers that barely thread water and are frustrated because they lose more than they gain and only follow one stock. Keep in mind most traders follow a ton of stocks and don't have time to bed wet on a message board all day long. The more they post, the more the "I'm a noob" tag sticks with them.
My buddy yelled, drop the jetski in the water NOW!. Helicopter rescue was out of the question. Mostly because we didn't have one. Kind of reminds me when flippers say, "Sell $FUSZ now" on their pv chat boards, and other flippers go, "Oh crap, I don't even remember if I am in or out today. "
"What should I do? How is everyone feeling? Can I give you a multiple choice quiz right now to get a poll of emotions so I know which way to flip?"
I didn't know what was going on. Ha, not the first time. A few seconds later I figured it out and I threw the guy about to go under a life jacket, but it was still 1/2 the distance away. If only they would weight life jackets down with heavy iron or something to give it some throwing distance. We lowered the jetski into the water and my friend went over to pick him up before he went under.
"Are you OK? What are you doing? Where are you going?"
My friend literally saved his life and he said.
"Oh, I missed the boat with all my buddies and thought I could swim out to it. Could you go back and get my suitcase that I left on shore and take me over to them?"
Does this sound familiar among flippers? "I missed the boat?"
So the flipper, I mean drowning dude was looking for: Uber-boat-people-saver-stock-suitcase-picker-upper?
Them who? Them over there that were partying their thong assess off watching you drowned? Wondering if he was a stock flipper that lived life so narrowed minded.
People on the boat = The people that told you what to do
Guy in the water = The person that is a bit too late
We were yelling to my friend that a police boat was coming up and to just drop him off with them.
Oops wrong. This wasn't just a police boat. This wasn't a coast guard boat.
This was a state police boat where everyone was loaded with ammo to the teeth and you could see rounds around their waist. I made a comment to a friend who said, "That ain't nothing, the 50 caliber is under the tarps." Whoa! Not something you normally see on the lake. Not, like never. They were armed to take trouble down.
When my friend pulled up to the madmax gun boat they said they aren't a taxi service. Literally that was their exact words. They had more important things to watch over than a BW that missed his party boat. At least they were open to allowing us to retrieve the life jacket I threw that now drifted far into the no boating waters.
So he dropped the guy off on the party boat and it's like they just found their long lost cousin balki who was still bitching and moaning about his suitcase on shore. Keep in mind, all this time with him in the water with the jetski and state boat pulling up they were clueless but were only 50 feet away. Hmmm, clueless and so close?
I mentioned in previous post, you can't fix stupidity. What the heck was he thinking? "Hey will you watch my suitcase" to someone onshore while I swim out to this boat a 1/3 mile away with a bunch of friend that really aren't my friends. I'll be right back. Even though boats aren't allowed that close to shore.
Maybe he should have done a Bear Grylls and threw his suitcase in the water and used it as a floating device until it sank.
I think there is a lesson there that one swimmer and boat load of people didn't get or will never get. That other boat does reminded me of something. A boat where everyone is out for themselves and would never lift a finger to help anyone? (Boat = Board)
Shortly afterward, we saw onshore 20 police cars converge along with 50 police on bicycles. Gun shot went off or they found a suitcase don't know? I don't know what the heck happened there but whatever it was, the police took it down before it could even get started.
A redflix story wouldn't be complete without me in the middle of the action besides my major league 99mph pitch of the life jacket that went only 30 feet.
My friend asked me a few times if I wanted to take the jetski out and I sad no. For those that know me, 3rd time, I'll say yes. Yes to almost anything. Shots, Jetski, Break Dancing, Invest in nFusz? At least two of those were Maui. Up to the reader to pick the two.
So off I go flying over waves and along one of the nicest lake shores in the US although as my Dad would say, the 4th is amateur night where everyone with a boat comes out.
Amateur? Ha! Here's a video:
On the way back I could have turned back to the boat but made a snap decision to keep on. Two seconds later I spot a police boat coming up fast and my buddy on the back says they want you.
Who, Meeeeee?
Yeah, youuuuuuu!
Racing through my head were the 6 things they legally could pull me over for (speeding, cutting off an imaginary boats, reckless driving, 360's, bathtub racing, investing in $FUSZ) none of which I was doing except the latter.
The one I forgot about was lights. Sun had set fast because of storms coming up. I was seeing fine even with my sunglasses on but those in law enforcement sometime have those mirrored thingies on and evening sets faster for them.
Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Hang my head, drown my fear
Till you all just disappear
Every run in with the police in my youth was running through my head. This wasn't going to have a good outcome, that I was sure of. Never did. Why would it now. It's funny the things that race threw your head in those moments beyond lining up your excuses and escapes routes.
So I pull up to them.
Me: "Good evening". Figured that was better than "Whaaaattt's Upppp?"
Gun boat: "What [blah, blah, blah] of?"
Me: "nFusz!"
Gun boat: "Uh?"
Me: "What's there not to understand?"
Gun boat: "What harbor are you out of?"
Me: "LOL. HaHaHaHa. LMFAO... I thought you said, was stock are you apart of. You see. There are a ton of BedWetters that reach out to me (PM) everyday who are the most insecure biggest babies in the world and they actually will piddle on their little baby shoes if you don't hold their hand every hour. They PM all the longs everyday constantly. They are lemmings. They don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. They are just so confused as to which way to flip since the company is no longer tipping them off. So bad, so sad, so long, for them."
Gun boat: "WTF are you talking Seinfeld? Last time, what harbor are you out of?"
Me: "I'm not out of a harbor, I off a boat" (We have a failure to humor-cate)
Gun boat: "Where's YOUR boat?"
Me: "500 feet to your starboard."
Gun boat: "It's going to get dark out here fast. You don't have lights. Please head back to your boat, be safe and have a good night."
So here were 4 interactions federal, state and city law enforcement in one night and the outcomes were always the same. All the same. It wasn't about a $500 ticket or throw someone in jail. It wasn't about I am going to sue you. There goal was to keep America safe and that they did.
This really got me thinking. There are a ton of people that dedicate their life for what is good. A ton of people. To keep people safe. Whether it's your Dad, Mother, Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Nephew, Niece, next store neighbor in the military, law enforcement, fire department or many of the other areas that try to keep not just America safe, but the whole world in everyone's respective country. What anarchy this world would be without them. You want a peak, just check out iBedWetters.
Remember this video: https://nfusz.com/we-can-do/
Remember how the BW's let loose on all the BS they could dream up to influence the stock price after Rory's video. Yeah, too bad Rory thinks beyond BW's flip.
Uh oh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six innuendos or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this $FUSZ, the most powerful OTC in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?