I used to be in a band called “Sold Out”...
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Posted On: 07/17/2018 2:46:44 PM
I used to be in a band called “Sold Out”...
Our gig posters looked great, but no-one ever came.
There’s a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA...
The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
My wife dropped her keys & said "What's WRONG with me?"
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
I married my wife for her looks.
Just not the ones she’s been giving me lately.
Our gig posters looked great, but no-one ever came.
There’s a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA...
The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
My wife dropped her keys & said "What's WRONG with me?"
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
I married my wife for her looks.
Just not the ones she’s been giving me lately.
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