Yoda sung to the tune of The Kinks Lola
I met him in a
Yoda sung to the tune of The Kinks Lola
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Well Ive been around but I aint never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet but hes wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Well I left home just a week before
And Ive never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan he set me straight, of course
He said "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the force"
Well Im not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like Im gonna have to start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo
Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo
Yoda
Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo
Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo
Yoda
So I used the force
I Lifted a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well I wont forget what Yoda said
He said "Luke stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray let the force be your guide"
Oh my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vaders really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"
Oh my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Well I heard my friends really got in a mess
So Im gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I Know that I'll be coming back someday
I'll be playing this part till Im old and grey
The LONG term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda
Weird Al Yankovik
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