Italian Wedding Test I was a very happy man. My
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Italian Wedding Test
for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when
she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little ' sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn 't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn 't say a word.
She said, 'I 'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me. ' I was stunned and frozen in shock
as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the
door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn 't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. '
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.