The genius says to the idiot, "If I ask you a ques
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The idiot agrees.
The genius asks the idiot, "What is H2O?"
The idiot thinks for a minute and then hands the genius $5.
The idiot says, "Ok, my turn. What walks on 2 legs but sleeps on 3 legs?"
The genius thinks and thinks, but he cannot come up with an answer so he hands the idiot $1,000. The genius, curious as to what the answer is, asks the idiot, "So what is the answer?"
The idiot hands the genius $5.