I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live i
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I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
A man in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.
You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.
I didn’t believe my dad was a construction site thief until I got home. All the signs were there.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, the rooster did
I remember a guy who was addicted to brake fluids. He said he could stop any time.
The bicycle salesman had broken his ankle and was thus unable to peddle his wares.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge
A man in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.
You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.
I didn’t believe my dad was a construction site thief until I got home. All the signs were there.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, the rooster did
I remember a guy who was addicted to brake fluids. He said he could stop any time.
The bicycle salesman had broken his ankle and was thus unable to peddle his wares.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge
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