Why golf is better than sex:
From SHORENUFFSTUFF at another board.
Why golf is better than sex:
- A below par performance is considered good.
- You can stop halfway through for a burger and a couple of beers.
- It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
- Foursomes are encouraged.
- You can still make money doing it as a senior.
- You don't have to sneak golf magazines into the house.
- Three rounds a day is possible.
- There's no such thing as a golf-transmitted disease.
- If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
- If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
- Nobody ever tells you that you'll go blind if you golf by yourself.
- When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to worry if he/she is really an undercover cop.
From SHORENUFFSTUFF at another board.
Why golf is better than sex:
- A below par performance is considered good.
- You can stop halfway through for a burger and a couple of beers.
- It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
- Foursomes are encouraged.
- You can still make money doing it as a senior.
- You don't have to sneak golf magazines into the house.
- Three rounds a day is possible.
- There's no such thing as a golf-transmitted disease.
- If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
- If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
- Nobody ever tells you that you'll go blind if you golf by yourself.
- When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to worry if he/she is really an undercover cop.
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