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Why Goldilocks chose not to vacation at the Pershing Resources New Enema Mohave-Standard Mine (Claims), Resort, and Cotton Candy Sales, Inc. near Kingman, Arizona
Not all of Arizona is hotter than a three dollar pistol. The area in the mountains known as the Pershing Resources New Enema Mohave-Standard Mine (Claims), Resort, and Cotton Candy Sales, Inc. near Kingman, Arizona is enjoying just about perfect weather. Goldilocks picked this location to eat, sleep, and vacation. The Pershing Resources New Enema Mohave-Standard Mine (Claims), Resort, and Cotton Candy Sales, Inc. near Kingman, Arizona had intimated that she would have a nice house, a good bed, and plenty to eat while she spent her time there.
Goldilocks had read a beautifully written brochure about the Pershing Resources New Enema Mohave-Standard Mine (Claims), Resort, and Cotton Candy Sales, Inc. near Kingman, Arizona. The information contained within the brochure showed wonderful pictures of roads and vehicles and open land and beautiful mountains. The carefully written paragraphs told about the expertise of the staff and even indicated that outside people would be brought in to assist IF anything was needed or the fulltime staff needed help. The words painted a picture that glowed; it shouted "Come, join us for an experience you will never forget. We have the finest and most knowledgeable staff in the industry. We have the most modern equipment anywhere. We employ the latest and greatest Technology to provide you with the most rewarding experience you will ever have."
Goldilocks could not resist! She jumped into her car and was on her way to the Pershing Resources New Enema Mohave-Standard Mine (Claims), Resort, and Cotton Candy Sales, Inc. site near Kingman, Arizona! The drive was very very long but she was not going to let distance stop her! After many many miles, Goldilocks arrived at the turn-off to THE SITE!!!
Driving down a dirt road towards THE SITE, Goldilocks looked around and saw nothing. Afraid that she had taken the wrong turn, she reviewed her directions from the Internet; checked her GPS; and opened her 20+ year old Phillips 66 Roadmap. EVERYTHING indicated that this WAS the place; this was the location for the Pershing Resources New Enema Mohave-Standard Mine (Claims), Resort, and Cotton Candy Sales, Inc. site near Kingman, Arizona!!! She was shocked at seeing NOTHING!!!!
Unfortunately for Goldilocks, she was unable to contact the home office for Pershing Resources New Enema Mohave-Standard Mine (Claim), Resorts, and Cotton Candy Sales, Inc. near Kingman, Arizona. The mobile signal was blocked by the surrounding mountains!!! Desperate to find lodging for the night, Goldilocks returned to the Interstate and headed towards Kingman! She was thrilled to see a road sign that indicated motels and restaurants were just ahead. Upon reaching the exit for Andy Devine Blvd, she turned off the Interstate and began searching for a Fast Food Restaurant and a motel. She was exhausted but she still wished to speak with someone from Pershing Resources New Enema Mohave-Standard Mining (Claim), Resorts, and Cotton Candy Sales, Inc.. There must be something WRONG with what she was doing; the brochure said the resort was magnificent, incredible, a once in a lifetime experience!!!! Eagerly she dialed the number to Pershing Resources New Enema Mohave-Standard Mine (Claim), Resorts, and Cotton Candy Sales, Inc..
(Ring.....Rring....Rrinnnnngggg...Rrinnnnnnnnggggg)...NO ANSWER!!!!!! "Maybe I should send an e-mail", she said aloud to herself. Quickly putting together her question she sent "Am in Kingman, Arizona. Went to THE SITE...NOTHING THERE. WHAT IS GOING ON?????"
She waited days for a response. FINALLY she received a brief e-mail response from Pershing Resources New Enema Mohave-Standard Mining (Claim), Resort, Cotton Candy Sales, AND LONG HAUL MOVING SERVICES Inc.: "We have moved our First Class Resort to another location that we believe will provide you, our valued customer, an experience you will NEVER forget. We anticipate that the new Resort Area will open on or about April 30th. We appreciate your patience while we make these changes that we believe will benefit our future growth. While you await more information about the move, please take advantage of our Cotton Candy price decrease. We are certain that you will want to buy lots of Cotton Candy at this bargain price!!!"
And that is why Goldilocks never spent another penny to vacation with Pershing Resources New Enema Mohave-Standard Mine (Claim), Resorts, Cotton Candy Sales, Long Haul Moving Services, Used Auto & Boat Sales, Fried Chicken Restaurant, and Pawn Shop, Inc.