Caddy Jokes for you golfers.
From a joke board at
Caddy Jokes for you golfers.
From a joke board at iHub
Number:10
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
Number: 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
Number: 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now."
Number: 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron" ?
Caddy: "Eventually."
Number: 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."
Number: 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
Number: 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf."
Number : 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."
Number: 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago."
And the Number: 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
Bonus . . . . .
An old favorite About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole. He finally gives up and asks his long-suffering caddy. ...
Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems ??"
Caddy: "There's a piece of crap on the end of your club."
Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face ..
Caddy: "No sir, it's at the other en
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