This version,

New Post Public Reply Private Reply Replies (0) Message Board
Bhawks dw #11738
235
This version, yeah.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM5-xFenaZI

The original? Not so much......

Quote:
Paint Your Wagon (1969)

Cast
Lee Marvin as Ben Rumson
Jean Seberg as Elizabeth
Tom Ligon as Horton Fenty

production
Alan Jay Lerner

Directed by
Joshua Logan

★★ | Roger Ebert

October 31, 1969 | ☄ 4

The fact is, "Paint Your Wagon" doesn't inspire a review. It doesn't even inspire a put-down. It just lies there in my mind -- a big, heavy lump. But in the midst of it, like a visitor from another movie, Lee Marvin desperately labors to inject some flash and sparkle. And he succeeds in bringing whole scenes to life. A good actor can do this, but it's a waste when he must.

The problem was money. It always is in these inflated big-budget musicals. "Paint Your Wagon" cost around $18,000,000, and there is probably no way to spend that much money on a musical and retain any degree of intimacy and feeling. The logistics forbid it. You just can't get all those production values (the scenery, the sets, the cast of thousands) onto one movie screen and still operate on a scale suitable to your human characters.

And so Lee Marvin comes whooping into town with a wagonload of kidnapped French Prostitutes, and he steers the wagon right down the middle of the river, and hundreds of miners holler and race about, and what we're worried about is whether anybody got hurt in the confusion.

And then the wagon stops and the chippies get off -- and it's supposed to be a gag that they're soaking wet and covered with mud. But the scale of the scene is such that by the time it was set up and the camera was finally running, the girls were dry.

The curse of overproduction even destroys the small, private scenes. Clint Eastwood wanders through the forest, singing (or, more accurately, whining) "I Talk to the Trees." And suddenly there's what sounds like the Red Army Chorus, booming in the background.

The result is loud and officially stereophonic, all right. But it's studio music -- cold, aloof, manufactured. There's no feeling that this might be a guy in the forest, singing a song. The enormous male chorus and the umpteen-piece orchestra were expensive as hell -- but Godard got more humor and charm out of Anna Karina and a piano in "Pierrot le Fou."

"Paint Your Wagon" is the first big-budget musical to get an 'M' rating rather than the customary 'G.' This is presumably because of the French chippies and the occasional "hell" and "damn," and especially because the plot involves a three-way marriage between (among?) Marvin, Eastwood and Jean Seberg. So OK, maybe it was time to break away from the sloppy sentimentality of most musicals.

But "Paint Your Wagon" doesn't.

Most of the time, it's simultaneously suggestive and puritanical -- so we snicker but we don't laugh. A ménage à trois in a family musical is as offensive as the adultery, frigidity and homosexuality implied (ever so "tastefully" in "Star!" Only once in "Paint Your Wagon" can we let loose with a healthy, bawdy laugh. Lee Marvin, initiating a farm boy into the joys of amour, hands him over to a whore with the deadpan line: "Grace, I give you the boy. Give me back the man."

It isn't the line so much as Marvin saying it, and his delivery saves many another line but can't save the movie. He even saves his songs. Eastwood and Jean Seberg can't sing, and neither can Marvin. But Marvin can act, and he brazenly acts his way through songs, almost fooling us. And for that ability we are grateful, during our long ordeal.

Scroll down for more posts ▼

Top 10 Most Recent News Articles

Sinclair Faces Labor Lawsuit for Break-time Violations

Updated Category News Views 9

Sinclair Television Caught in Labor Law Storm When you think of flaring tempers and boardroom brawls, you typically don't think of your everyday TV station. But right now, Sinclair Television of California, LLC is in the hot seat, accused of playing fast and loose with wage packets—specifically, allegedly denying meal periods and rest breaks that California labor laws...

Continue Reading
TORRAS Cases Balance Protection with Slim Design for 2026

Updated Category News Views 136

Are Slim iPhone Cases Really Protecting Your Investment? Anyone who's dropped a brand-new phone knows the pain of watching your investment smack the concrete. But hey, welcome to 2026, where Consumer365's latest rundown on iPhone protective gear turns the spotlight on TORRAS. These folks grabbed attention with their Q3 Air and Q3 Air Pro cases, crafted for iPhone 18 Pro...

Continue Reading
DigitalXForce Shakes Up GRC: AI-Infused X-ROC Launch

Updated Category News Views 64

Turning Risk Management on Its Head Well, here's a company not just tinkering around the edges but flipping the script on Governance, Risk, and Compliance (GRC) with their latest rollout: DigitalXForce and its X-ROC. Yeah, it's yet another acronym to juggle, but don't roll your eyes just yet. This AI-driven beast isn't about occasional boardroom reports. No sir, it's a...

Continue Reading
Survivors Secure $800M Settlement with NY Archdiocese

Updated Category News Views 260

Massive Settlement: A Long-Awaited Justice Here's a different kind of news that's hitting like a thunderbolt. Over 1,300 survivors of abuse have finally struck a landmark deal with the Archdiocese of New York. Not only are the numbers staggering, but the relief for these individuals is palpable. We're talking about more than $800 million on the table here. That's some...

Continue Reading
LexisNexis Debuts AI-Guided Field Clarity at IACP 2026

Updated Category News Views 7

LexisNexis Takes a Serious Step Forward The world of law enforcement reporting just got a shake-up. LexisNexis Coplogic Solutions launched a souped-up version of its Desk Officer Reporting System (DORS) at the IACP 2026 event. They paired DORS with Field Clarity, a newfangled AI-powered assistant that aims to make police reporting slicker and more accurate. You can bet...

Continue Reading
Hims & Hers Faces FTC Heat: Investor Class Action Looms

Updated Category News Views 0

Trouble Is Brewing for Hims & Hers Investors This isn't your typical quiet stroll through the park when it comes to Hims & Hers Health, Inc. (NYSE: HIMS). We're talking about a full-blown legal showdown that's unfolding faster than you can say 'telehealth scandal.' October 25, 2026, saw the kind of announcement that makes seasoned investors' hearts skip a beat if they've...

Continue Reading
Lilly's Olomorasib: New Data Sparks Hope for G12C NSCLC

Updated Category News Views 112

New Data Unveiling Potential Shifts in NSCLC Treatment Man, if there's one thing the oncology world craved, it's progress against KRAS G12C-mutant non-small cell lung cancer (NSCLC). We're talking about a challenge as tough as a two-dollar steak. But hey, Eli Lilly's (NYSE:LLY) putting some serious cards on the table with olomorasib, and folks at the ESMO 2026 Congress...

Continue Reading
Sac-TMT's Phase III Success Shifts Lung Cancer Paradigm

Updated Category News Views 347

A New Era in Lung Cancer Treatment? Sac-TMT, the novel antibody-drug conjugate (ADC), just might be shaking up the non-small cell lung cancer (NSCLC) treatment landscape, and boy, is it making waves. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, here comes sacituzumab tirumotecan (sac-TMT), offering a glimmer of hope for patients whose treatment options have dwindled after...

Continue Reading
Innovent's IBI354: New Data Spurs Hope for HER2+ BC

Updated Category News Views 118

Innovent Lauds HER2 ADC's Moment at ESMO 2026 Alright, chin up, investors. At the 2026 ESMO Congress, Innovent's throwing down some promising Phase 2 data for their brainchild, IBI354. You hear that name and it's like hearing about a rock star in the making in the oncology world. The potential here isn’t just talk—it's a loud, resounding call for attention. Their...

Continue Reading
Love Business Group Helps SMEs Navigate Broadband Choices

Updated Category News Views 53

Understanding Broadband Needs for UK SMEs When you're knee-deep in running a small biz in the UK, sorting out your broadband needs can feel like sifting through a thousand-piece puzzle. Enter Love Business Group, getting a nod of recognition for being the SME knight in shining armor. Aimed at businesses of all sizes, they've been pegged by Expert Consumers for helping...

Continue Reading

Top 5 Most Recently Viewed Articles

What $1000 Invested in Nutanix 5 Years Ago Looks Like Now

Updated Category News Views 136

The Growth Journey of Nutanix Stock Nutanix (NASDAQ: NTNX) has shown impressive growth over the last five years, outpacing the market with an annualized return of 15.61%. With a current market capitalization exceeding $15.57 billion, the company has established itself as a significant player in the industry. Your Investment Potential If you were an investor who purchased...

Continue Reading
WANF Transitions to Independence, Strengthening Local News in Atlanta

Updated Category News Views 517

WANF Evolves into an Independent Television Station Gray Media's local television station WANF is embarking on an exciting new journey. Transitioning from more than three decades as a CBS affiliate, WANF will become an independent station, enabling it to better serve the Atlanta community. This strategic shift represents a significant opportunity to enhance the quality of...

Continue Reading
Monarch Quantum Poised for NASA’s Quantum Gravity Gradiometer

Updated Category News Views 228

Game Changer for Quantum Technology If you thought the quantum sector was crawling, buckle up. Monarch Quantum, Inc. just landed a huge gig—delivering its integrated Quantum Light Engines™ for NASA’s upcoming Quantum Gravity Gradiometer Pathfinder mission. That’s not just a feather in their cap; it’s a serious validation of their tech chops. This isn’t just...

Continue Reading
GLD and Mitchell & Ness: A Dynamic Retail Collaboration

Updated Category News Views 18

An Unlikely Fusion of Jewelry and Jerseys Here's a heads-up for you: two unlikely heavyweights, GLD from the world of jewelry and Mitchell & Ness from the land of sports nostalgia, have teamed up. Kicking things off back in May with the launch of Mitchell & Ness' new flagship in Philadelphia, they've designed a retail playground where style knows no bounds. Business in...

Continue Reading
NovoEd Hits Big: 14 Awards from Brandon Hall 2026

Updated Category News Views 17

Big Wins at the Brandon Hall HCM Awards You don't win 14 medals at a prestigious event like the Brandon Hall Group's HCM Excellence Awards without turning some heads. NovoEd, alongside industry giants 3M, Abbott, and Kohler, did just that in 2026. Talk about an impressive lineup. NovoEd's talent development tech is evidently hitting all the right notes across the board....

Continue Reading