Bio, when you head to Scotland for golf make sure

Bio, when you head to Scotland for golf make sure you are careful in what you say as they are pretty touchy.

We were in Aberdeen in a nice little pub and I saw these three large sized women with a funny accent so trying to act the part of the gentlemanly American, I said

"Excuse me, but are you three lassies from Scotland?

One turned to me and shrieked "It's Wales, you bloody idiot!!"

I then corrected myself and said "Well, excuse me, are you three whales from Scotland?"

I don't remember much what happened after that.