My Watergate Bingo Card Is Full History rhymes

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My Watergate Bingo Card Is Full

History rhymes .

By Charles P. Pierce
May 10, 2018



Hey Roy, can you replace the current Trump picture with the one above? I think the boorish grin better signifies what a clueless Jamoke and all around ass-hat we....YOU.....got as president.

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Let’s see. Early on Thursday, as regards the mushrooming scandals surrounding the White House, we’d already heard the following:

1) Hey, Michael Cohen’s operations are just the way things are done in Washington. Ain’t y’all heard of K Street?

2) Look at my foreign policy accomplishments!

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3) One year of [Name The Scandal] is enough!

Don’t know about you, but my Watergate Alibi bingo card was full before breakfast. I’ll pay him a buffalo nickel if he tells the audience in South Bend on Thursday night that he’s not a crook.

(Added Mike Pence Note: If George Effing Will thinks you’re a big ol’ ‘ho for power, maybe it’s time to ask your personal Lord and Savior for a sitdown.)

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