I went to the doctor’s office and told him, “I
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He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
A blonde, a brunette & a redhead went into a bar
and asked the bartender for some drinks.
Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”
Bartender: “What is a B and C?”
Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”
Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”
Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”
Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”
Blonde: “I’ll have a 15.”
Bartender: “What’s a 15?”
Blonde: “7 and 7?
How much for the gold circle of death?
Sir, they're called Wedding Rings.
My wife called today and said the dishwasher was leaking...
so i came home with tampons...
I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
I've decided to try my hand at writing diet books.
I'm told they appeal to a very wide audience.
I went back to the card shop yesterday and said, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"
"Yes we do." replied the assistant.
"Good," I said, "could I exchange this 'Get Well Soon' card for one?"
Spice up your confession…
by changing ‘Father’ to ‘Daddy’.
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