A man was stopped by the police around 2 AM. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, smoking, and staying out late and the adverse effects they have on the human body."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."
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