Sorry I am late. I got stuck behind some jerk go
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I got stuck behind some jerk going the speed limit.
No two members of any family…
have the same interpretation of the sentence "We need to leave in ten minutes."
Adam: [rummaging through a pile of leaves]
Eve, have you seen my work clothes, honey?
I saw a sign that said 'FREE PUPPIES'.
I don’t know what crime they’re accused of, but I sure hope they at least get a fair trial.
No matter how often a married man changes jobs,
he still ends up with the same boss.
The waiter said, "Your table will be ready shortly."
That's the last time we'll be coming to an IKEA restaurant.
Dunking basketballs doesn’t make them
Taste any less rubbery.