Wow. Try not to breathe. The CIA used their super duper computers to put a Shady virus in the atmosphere that is intended just for you. For the record, I think you have multiple screws loose and you are now on ignore.  Watch it, don't bite into that sandwich. Oh, and the bug flying around you is really a micro spy and has you on video. 
        
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