I tried to PM you because I didn't want to clutter

I tried to PM you because I didn't want to clutter our board, but, you have me blocked. It was a Philly cop who gave me my nickname. I've always been short and ugly, but, at one time, I was skinny and fast. I could easily outrun any cop on the one way streets of Philly. They once told my slower friends "tell that f'ing reindeer when we catch him, we will break his legs". Nicknames had a way of sticking in Philly.