Simply put a % sign after your age to see how dead
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Posted On: 01/26/2018 5:22:52 PM
Simply put a % sign after your age to see how dead you are.
No matter how old you are,
an empty wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
Christmas these days is a lot like having sex, the build up is great,
but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money.
Accordion to a study, 93% of people won't notice
if a word has been replaced with an instrument.
Drum 'n' Bass takes my two of my favorite things
and puts a "D" and "B" in front of them.
The Dove is the bird of love.
but the Swallow is the bird of true love.
How hilarious would it be if farts were
like yawns.... contagious.
The irony of all these women with sexual
harassment claims posting #MeToo on twitter. "Pound Me Too"?
No matter how old you are,
an empty wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
Christmas these days is a lot like having sex, the build up is great,
but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money.
Accordion to a study, 93% of people won't notice
if a word has been replaced with an instrument.
Drum 'n' Bass takes my two of my favorite things
and puts a "D" and "B" in front of them.
The Dove is the bird of love.
but the Swallow is the bird of true love.
How hilarious would it be if farts were
like yawns.... contagious.
The irony of all these women with sexual
harassment claims posting #MeToo on twitter. "Pound Me Too"?
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