A teacher decides to let students go home early if
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A teacher decides to let students go home early if they can name some quote origins.
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score
and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his
mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
"That's right Susie, you can go home."
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a
Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his
mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
"That's right Mary, you can go."
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not,
what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
"That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
The teacher turns her back and
Johnny yells in frustration, "I wish those dumbbitches would keep their
f*%$#@ mouths shut!"
The teacher, livid, quickly turns around and asks: "WHO SAID THAT?!"
Johnny replies: "Harvey
Weinstein, Bill Clinton, and Matt Lauer. I'll see you tomorrow?”
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score
and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his
mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
"That's right Susie, you can go home."
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a
Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his
mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
"That's right Mary, you can go."
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not,
what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
"That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
The teacher turns her back and
Johnny yells in frustration, "I wish those dumbbitches would keep their
f*%$#@ mouths shut!"
The teacher, livid, quickly turns around and asks: "WHO SAID THAT?!"
Johnny replies: "Harvey
Weinstein, Bill Clinton, and Matt Lauer. I'll see you tomorrow?”
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