Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to
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Posted On: 01/03/2018 8:35:02 AM
Woke up screaming this morning.
My apologies to everyone in the meeting.
For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
Hamburger Helper only works
if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
Unicorns are real,
they are just fat and we call them rhinos.
The guy in charge of naming the bagpipes definitely just took one look at it and gave up.
A new study finds that sausages are often linked to other sausages.
Saw two jeeps crash into each other today. There were Dave Matthews Band CD’s everywhere.
A wise man once said...
absolutely nothing.
He let her vent and then was able to have sex afterward.
Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.
I don't have a bucket list,
but I got a fuck-it list a mile and a half long.
My apologies to everyone in the meeting.
For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
Hamburger Helper only works
if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
Unicorns are real,
they are just fat and we call them rhinos.
The guy in charge of naming the bagpipes definitely just took one look at it and gave up.
A new study finds that sausages are often linked to other sausages.
Saw two jeeps crash into each other today. There were Dave Matthews Band CD’s everywhere.
A wise man once said...
absolutely nothing.
He let her vent and then was able to have sex afterward.
Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.
I don't have a bucket list,
but I got a fuck-it list a mile and a half long.
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