Mexican Police Officer: "So, do you know the crimi

Mexican Police Officer: "So, do you know the criminal
Pablo Sanchez?" Juan (just taken prisoner): "Know him?
Yesterday, I am riding my horse, and the horse he stop
to make droppings in the road. Pablo Sanchez step out
from bushes, holding very big pistola and tells me to
get down. Then he points to the droppings and says,
'You must eat all of that.'
"And what can I do? He has the very big gun, so I start
to eat. Pablo is laughing. He laughs so hard that he
drops the big gun. I quick grab it and say,
'Now, Pablo, you must eat!'
"And what can Pablo do? I now have the very big
pistola. So Pablo eat all the rest of that pile.
"So, you ask do I know Pablo Sanchez? Why, just
yesterday Pablo and I have lunch together."