Common mistake.Why is that my email? 15 years ago

Common mistake.Why is that my email? 15 years ago my wife said she wanted email. So I made her one. Signed her in showing her how to use it she says, I want I want to use the same one you use. I said no, she said yes and I control all the female parts in this house. I said yes. I start getting 150+ emails a day on everything. Things I never heard of. I changed my password and unsubscribed all her emails. Gave her, her own email and turned in my viagra. Joke there
Think you are bad? I went to my 1st Vietnam reunion. My buddies said with that email they didn't know if I was going to walk in wearing a mini skirt or jeans LOL