Elephants Unmoved by Trump’s Backtracking on Tro
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Posted On: 11/18/2017 2:18:14 PM
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Elephants Unmoved by Trump’s Backtracking on Trophy Ban Repeal: “We Don’t Forget”
By Andy Borowitz
11:55 A.M.
Photograph by DEA / De Agostini / Getty
HARARE, Zimbabwe (The Borowitz Report)—Unimpressed by President Donald Trump’s sudden backtracking on his proposed elephant-trophy ban repeal, elephants from Zimbabwe and Zambia released a scathing official statement on Saturday, ominously warning Trump, “We don’t forget.”
The blistering statement from the elephants reflected the pachyderms’ contempt not just for Trump but for his two sons, Eric and Donald, Jr., who are widely despised by the elephant community.
“The decision to reverse the trophy ban repeal reeks of political expediency as it worst,” the elephants’ statement read.
The elephants also sent a strongly worded legal letter to the Republican National Committee, demanding that the G.O.P. immediately cease and desist using the elephants’ likenesses in Republican fund-raising appeals and all other materials.
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