Woman's Annual Exam I went to the doctor for my ye

Woman's Annual Exam


I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.


The nurse starts with certain basics.


How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.


The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.


The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 7",' I say.


The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5".


She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.



'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'


She put me on Prozac. What a bitch!