Land Grant Colleges too. He'd likely be a Big Ten

Land Grant Colleges too. He'd likely be a Big Ten fan, if he came back, cleaned himself off, and caught a tailgate meal or two.

Then he'd catch a plane to DC, address a joint session of Congress and exclaim WTF!??

Then to the WH. or whichever golf course, to exclaim Get TF outta here, the peoples' business cries out!!