How many conspiracy theorists does it take to scr
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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to dig up the incandescent bulbs they buried cause 'big gubment' was going to confiscate them.
Another one to run to Home Depot for the LED bulbs and one to man the ladder and join in the argument with the other two over which is the best bulb, and whether there were GPS trackers or listening device in the LEDS.
Hope that they're doing all that in the daylight. Ain't gonna get any 'lumination anytime soon.