One of my favourite jokes. A Scottish guy walks
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One of my favourite jokes.
A Scottish guy walks into his bedroom (where his wife is reading in bed) with a sheep on a leash and says:
"This is the cow I f--- when you aren't available".
His wife looks up & says:
"If you had any brains, you'd realize thats a sheep, not a cow".
He replies to his wife:
"If you had any brains, you'd realize I wasn't talking to you".