You should have listed a 4th possibility...'bonehe
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If the Dem is carrying the gun, he'll think fast enough to make the right choice and also stay out of jail.
The very fact that he's 'carrying' invalidates the entire premise of the 'joke', if you're not a Republican or a Southerner...... scurrying to look up the meaning of 'invalidates' and 'premise'.