What do the Brits say when there's actually bloo
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blood on something?
I really think Miracle Whip lowered the bar for
what constitutes a miracle.
Don't put all my eggs in one basket?
Nice try, basket industry.
Is PETA aware that we're still struggling with the ethical treatment of humans?
A Women's mind is cleaner then a mans because she changes it so often.
Saw a monarch butterfly today,
what made it special is that it was the first time it wasn't stamped on top of a strippers ass
I think when a transvestite goes missing
their face should appear on a carton of half & half.
For Sale: Golden Retriever,
Had for 9 months has yet to retrieve any gold. Should just bought metal detector! Unbelievable.
Have a burning hatred for questions and people?
YOU could be a medical receptionist!
Old man ear hair is
an evolutionary survival trait based on 10's of thousands of years to drown out spousal bitching.
Oldies from SHORENUFFSTUFF