I had amnesia once. OK, maybe twice. "Teache
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I had amnesia once.
OK, maybe twice.
"Teacher: "If I had eight flies on my desk and
swatted one, how many would be left?"
Little Johnny: "Just the dead one."
Math has never been my thirtee.
My wife caught me masturbating.
I tried explaining to her that technically it was her fault.
I just gave my wife a last-minute birthday gift.
I put the toilet seat down.
OK, maybe twice.
"Teacher: "If I had eight flies on my desk and
swatted one, how many would be left?"
Little Johnny: "Just the dead one."
Math has never been my thirtee.
My wife caught me masturbating.
I tried explaining to her that technically it was her fault.
I just gave my wife a last-minute birthday gift.
I put the toilet seat down.
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