What do the Brits say when there's actually bloo

What do the Brits say when there's actually
blood on something?

I really think Miracle Whip lowered the bar for
what constitutes a miracle.

Don't put all my eggs in one basket?
Nice try, basket industry.

Is PETA aware that we're still struggling with the ethical treatment of humans?

A Women's mind is cleaner then a mans because she changes it so often. ----DDD?

Saw a monarch butterfly today,
what made it special is that it was the first time it wasn't stamped on top of a strippers ass

I think when a transvestite goes missing
their face should appear on a carton of half & half.

For Sale: Golden Retriever,
Had for 9 months has yet to retrieve any gold. Should just bought metal detector! Unbelievable.

Have a burning hatred for questions and people?
YOU could be a medical receptionist!

Old man ear hair is
an evolutionary survival trait based on 10's of thousands of years to drown out spousal bitching. - DDD?


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