Senior basketball player at the University of Pitt
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Posted On: 09/15/2017 6:50:44 PM
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh :
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.." (Now that is beautiful)
True Fact: If you write a suicide note that
rhymes, it also works as a country-western song.
My misery likes tequila, not company.
You are too mean to fat people,
you really need to lay off...they already have enough on their plates.
“Fifty percent of life in the NBA is sex. The other 50 percent is money.”—Dennis Rodman (NBA)
“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”—Jason Kidd (NBA), upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
Time really flies by.
Seems like only yesterday I was just a young apprentice-bater.
If we could get morticians to tie the shoe laces
together the zombie apocalypse would be hilarious.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
I can't even get into my own pants
About 50% of the time "good luck" means "f*ck you."
I'm so drunk I can speak fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
This is from a poster at another site. He gives no credits.
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.." (Now that is beautiful)
True Fact: If you write a suicide note that
rhymes, it also works as a country-western song.
My misery likes tequila, not company.
You are too mean to fat people,
you really need to lay off...they already have enough on their plates.
“Fifty percent of life in the NBA is sex. The other 50 percent is money.”—Dennis Rodman (NBA)
“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”—Jason Kidd (NBA), upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
Time really flies by.
Seems like only yesterday I was just a young apprentice-bater.
If we could get morticians to tie the shoe laces
together the zombie apocalypse would be hilarious.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
I can't even get into my own pants
About 50% of the time "good luck" means "f*ck you."
I'm so drunk I can speak fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
This is from a poster at another site. He gives no credits.
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