Together, I can beat dissociative identity. Sa
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Together, I can beat dissociative identity.
Say what you want about deaf people......
I'll never forget my grandfathers last words
before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?".
I was in NYC
and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won. I replied, "Yeah, man, you're free."
I saw this commercial once,
it said "Forget everything you know about slip-covers!" So I did. Then the commercial tried to sell me slip-covers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.
The best part about having a dyslexic father
was my 12th birthday party.
Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
The church wanted to move forward on Bishops,
but Bishops only move diagonally.
If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Came across a mass grave of snowmen,
turned out to be a field of carrots.
Say what you want about deaf people......
I'll never forget my grandfathers last words
before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?".
I was in NYC
and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won. I replied, "Yeah, man, you're free."
I saw this commercial once,
it said "Forget everything you know about slip-covers!" So I did. Then the commercial tried to sell me slip-covers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.
The best part about having a dyslexic father
was my 12th birthday party.
Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
The church wanted to move forward on Bishops,
but Bishops only move diagonally.
If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Came across a mass grave of snowmen,
turned out to be a field of carrots.
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