The hilarity of the thought that someone might be

The hilarity of the thought that someone might be a little harsh on poor ol little Scottschitt, who has a discerning eye and some other horsecrap that I can't remember, is beyond comic relief. But then, we are all fools for having rushed into our investment a bit early when we surely knew that we should have waited until the latest round of takedowns brought about by the likes of the crooks behind all this, of which little 'ol Scotty is involved up to his scrawny little neck. You gotta be kidding me. From the ridiculous to the sublime. Some people don't know when to keep their mouth shut. As if anyone here would believe a word that they say anyway.

Lord, help me to be the person that my dogs think I am...