It's the instructors' fault. All they had to do wa

It's the instructors' fault. All they had to do was find one with the latest model car, take the class down to the parking lot, do a walk around noting the camera placements on the vehicle, turn on the ignition, note the forward looking infrared, the collision avoidance camera check list, lane departure warning with auto correction feature, cruise control radar separation feature and the radar controlled emergency breaking.

And what have we overlooked, midshipmen?

That's right, nothing. Not one f*cking thing. Even if some of you are daydreaming about one thing or another bells and whistles are going to go off.

Something ELSE is happening out in the fleet.