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LOL! Thanks Rodney.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/r...63142.html
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