Gym employee: Sorry sir, but… to cancel your m
Post# of 123776
to cancel your membership you have to come in and fill out paperwork.
Me:*sigh* FINE. Where are you located?
I didn't like my beard at first,
but it grew on me.
Gonna need you to finish your story real quick
so I can tell you how the same thing happened to me, but its more interesting cause I’m in it.
Boss: “Why do you look so sad?”
Me: “I actually paid a college hundreds of thousands of dollars
so I could do this.”
How to clean a plastic shower curtain liner:
Step 1: Throw it away and buy a new one for $5 at Target.
What happened when the escalator broke down?
Everyone stopped and staired.