Mr. Berman said he was going to the grocery Is

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Mr. Berman said he was going to the grocery

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Is this a fact, or just another planted rumor?

If we post this major event on i hub, I am sure pumperstumper will say he told the audience he saw Mr. Berman at the store before anyone else, all while screaming at the 10 items or less counter:

WE DID IT! WE DID IT"

(attempting to draw attention away from the 57 items in his own cart).

Claims of what Mr. Berman bumped into in Aisle 6 will abound for days, while alydyr will state that as a CPA, he could attest to the fact Mr. Berman overbought and did not use coupons.

Loneranger will call attention to the fine print on the coupons that states the actual worth of the coupon is 1/100 of a cent.

Johnny-C, ricanich, and Seifer1975 will all appear at aisle endcaps in at 10 minute intervals (as to appear to be different shoppers, but their wobbly-wheeled carts will call attention to their presence), and scoop will petition the produce manager to file a wrongful squeezing suit against Mr. Berman for abusing the tomatoes.

Diarch will be seen lurking around the greeting card section, dictionary in hand, searching out wording that could embellish his imaginary status in the investment world...

as Skidoo31 badgers Mr. Berman at checkout with the forever philosophical question:

"Paper or plastic?"

while...

Friendofbmk, with his faithful, leached leashed companion Jelly Bean, hits Mr. Berman up at the exit door with the pleading request...

"Spare Change..."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

One cannot even go to the grocery any more...

*GRINZ*