Remember when we were little kids and the sunday paper would be three times the size of the week day paper and you would rush to get the "Funnies" section out and read Dagwood and Blondie and all the Peanuts by Charles Shultz and the Farside.
It would piss my dad off if you pulled the paper apart before he got it. It was a ritual to page through the paper section by section and sip coffee and slowly read his paper.