Shouldn't we be using the letters MP instead of BS

Shouldn't we be using the letters MP instead of BS? BS is something that low life whack jobs and nut cake Libruls use and I think all of us who post on this board are much more educated, cultured, and refined than that. Why, we're so civilized and couth that our little pinkies stick out when we're sipping our afternoon tea while discussing the opera, Plato's Republic, Atomic Brain Surgery, etc. Now please, go nibble on a cake of Dial before rejoining the conversation and try to remember that vulgarities coming from the mouth of a Lady and Scholar is totally unbecoming.

MP = Moo Poo