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PC: I'd like to turn myself in.
SEC: For what?
PC: For buying five-figures of IPIX and only saying good things about the pipeline, company and management. I predicted a price decline and that a trial would run longer than expected (B-OM) but both came true. I fear I might have touted my own stock.
SEC: Do you have any ties to the financial industry or any fiduciary duty to the company?
PC: No.
SEC: Do you claim to be a financial advisor?
PC: No.
SEC: Did you ever make any statement of fact that was not true or substatially true?
PC: No.
SEC: Have you ever shorted this or any other company?
PC: No.
SEC: So what is it that you're turning yourself in for?
PC: I don't know. Ultimate said I was a criminal. He said I post on iHub with multiple aliases and get paid for bashing by "them".
SEC: Well do you do any of those thing or even know who "them" is?
PC: No.
SEC: Well why are you still here?
PC: But...but...I was a CTIX long with a price target of $0.70!
SEC: Sir...that actually happened and even if it didn't it's not a crime to have an opinion on where a stock price is going.
PC: It's not? The guys at iHang said it was.
SEC: Get out of here and stop wasting our time.
NITE: who was that?
SEC: Nobody.
NITE: Great, call up CDEL and let's get going. Tee time is at 10.