Q: How do you know you're a Democrat? A1: You
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Posted On: 06/13/2017 1:06:51 PM
Q: How do you know you're a Democrat?
A1: You think poverty can be abolished.
No, but a decent society strives to mitigate the effects.
A2: You admire the Swedish welfare system
Not particularly, but I like me their Limpa bread
A3: You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock
New Balance and Amgen and Genentech
A4: After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
No, but I knew that revenue shortfalls without commensurate spending cuts greased the skids for helping to make the Great Recession worse. Greater? Thanks GOP. Also, see KS.
A5: You still own something that says "Dukakis for President,"
No, but still would be less embarrassing than those big dumb MAGA caps.
A somewhat more sophisticated take on the matter.
A1: You think poverty can be abolished.
No, but a decent society strives to mitigate the effects.
A2: You admire the Swedish welfare system
Not particularly, but I like me their Limpa bread
A3: You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock
New Balance and Amgen and Genentech
A4: After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
No, but I knew that revenue shortfalls without commensurate spending cuts greased the skids for helping to make the Great Recession worse. Greater? Thanks GOP. Also, see KS.
A5: You still own something that says "Dukakis for President,"
No, but still would be less embarrassing than those big dumb MAGA caps.
A somewhat more sophisticated take on the matter.
Quote:
Guest Editorial
How to Tell a Democrat from a Republican
by Leon Felkins
www.americanpolitics.com/030499dictionary.html
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