I read that John Drago is actually the same person

I read that John Drago is actually the same person who was rumored to have swallowed Pop rocks and Coca-Cola at the same time. Rumor has it he was so embarrassed by the publicity at such a young age that he both filed a wrongful life lawsuit (he won millions) and gave up eating Life cereal after his cousin bloated himself after an all day binge. He later went on to for not one but TWO boy bands - Torn between his two loves -Debbie Gibson and Tiffany - he gave up mall shopping completely. For years he was touring the country, and competing in weeklong monopoly tournaments. I also read that his last tournament was rife with controversy after it was determined that he was playing with a recently retired game piece... now - after years on the lamb and a Marani Vodka hangover the size of Armenia, he is back to his new old tricks and has placed a big bet on an airline - since he already had railroads, a water company and the electric company. Plus Baltic ave. (Wordplay). He spends his days cold calling teen for them to vote for their student council and prom queen.

This is why I own shares. Anyone who can give the dos equies man a run for their money is the guy I want to play behind at the blackjack table.