Well riddle me this, Salty. How could a Librul wet

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Well riddle me this, Salty. How could a Librul wet dream be based upon a Librul shit hemorrhage?

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I never said the dream could or would be based upon a hemorrhage. Both are two different events that should take place separately* but, alas, you libruls have mastered the art of having both at once and when combined these two flaws of Librul nature produce one of the most unsightliest sights ever seen on a site!

Now allow me to explain the difference in the two. First lets look at the librul shit hemorrhage. If you see a bunch of left wing whack job loons tearing up a campus because some speaker might say something that hurts their little feelings, well, that is a good example of the S hemorrhage. Also, if you see some nut job on TV ranting about something The Donald did or they think he is going to do then that is another example of the s___ hemorrhage.**

Now lets look at the Librul wet dream. This is very similar to the wet dream of a teenaged boy. You know, kinda like when you were fifteen and one night you dreamed of making love to a 20 something year old Bridget Bardot while she wore Mickey Mouse ears and you wore a Donald Duck bill. It was certainly pleasurable up to the point of causing an orgasm but when morning came it was just another sticky mess. It's also like when you guys are putting up stuff about The Donald being impeached, The Donald will soon be run out of DC, the Donald not being able to take the heat etc.,. These things might all feel good but in the end it's just another sticky mess with absolutely nothing gained.

So, as you now see the two are very different. The real serious problem comes into play when the two are blended. This usually causes convulsions and tremors so great that it causes the Librul neuron to be shaken loose and thrown out of the left ear.***

This is the first time that I have used my Psychology/Biology ejucation in about 40 years and it felt great to help clear things up for you. If any of you other Librul nut burgers have a question concerning any esoteric concept or a question about anything whatsoever please don't be shy. I am here to help.****


* Preferably neither should take place.

** Notice how I toned things down a bit since this is prime time, or close to it.

*** The right ear is usually so clogged with crap that nothing can get in or out.

**** I guess that kinda makes me like the gubment.