JOKE-- (had to share this one)Walking through his

JOKE-- (had to share this one)Walking through his field, an Amish farmer notices a man kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond. The farmer shouts, “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” (Which means: “Don't drink the water, the cows shit in it.”) The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, “I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you old man. I only speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, then at least speak to me in English.” The Amish farmer replies, “Use two hands, you'll get more.”…