After reading your post I sure don’t envy Betsy

After reading your post I sure don’t envy Betsy DeVos not nary a bit. The state of ejucaton in this country is in the crapper and your post is an example of just how low we have sunk. It will probably take her at least four years just to get things started in the right direction. Take for example when you said, ”They won't be able to spell it much like the 3rd grade educated angry old white men who post here but hey they won't be eaten by that nasty old bayer!” Bayer, now really. You sure are showing your ignance and I suspect you don’t even have a clue about what Bayer is so please allow me to attempt to remove the shroud of ignance. Old angry men eat Bayer and not the other way around. Probably at least a large percentage of old angry men here have been ordered to eat a Bayer along with some other crap every day to regulate their hearts and keep them thar tickers functioning properly.

And when you said, “no child will ever be eaten by a bare while attending classes!”, well, you really showed your ignance then. Let me make another attempt at akkomplishing the impossible. And by this I mean ejucating a Librul. Bare is not going to eat anything either as the definition for bare is “being in a nudacious state”. Now anyone should kno a nudacious state will never eat anyone but being in a nudacious state could get you eaten, depending on the circumstances.

I guess you might have been trying to say Baer but that wouldn’t have been right either. Now there was a Baer that ate a lot and had a role in a 60’s TV hit show but as much as he ate I never knowed him to go cannibal on anyone. I think the wurd yur a lookin’ for is bar. Now don’t shake your head over the wurd bar. Bar is more than just a place where Libruls go to drown their sorrows over not getting their way. A bar is also a big furry critter that will eat you if given the opportunity. Now I know I have speled bar right because that’s the way Davy Crockett speled it and if it’s good enough for old Davy it’s sure good enough for the rest of us.

Now there’s no need to thank me for this lesson in proper English. I’m beginning to consider it my calling to help keep you bunch of whack job loons out of the home for the hopeless. If I can save just one of you I’ll consider it a massive win for truth, justice, and the American way. But regardless as to whether you ever see the light or not I will say this for you. You do appear to be at least as sharp as any of the other marbles in the Librul bag.