The mechanic has informed me that the shrieking so
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Posted On: 02/02/2017 7:58:12 PM
The mechanic has informed me that the shrieking sound I hear in my car on my way to work is apparently me.
COP: Can you describe your attacker?
ME: No
COP: Didn't you see him?
ME: Yes, but I have a poor grasp of adjectives
Fried chicken is unhealthy.
Especially for the chicken.
Whoever decided on spelling "biscuit" really needs to get their shuit together.
[junkyard dog barking viciously and running directly at me]
Me: Wow he must really want me to pet him
Hats were invented in 1784 when a Canadian was too polite to ask a raccoon to get off his head.
Wife : Even if you cheated on me, I wouldn't leave you.
Me : Really?
Wife : Yes. Why would I reward you for cheating?
I'd tell my neighbor about the weird smell coming from her apartment, but she's been so quiet that I don't want to disturb her.
My neighbor Ron is mad at me just because my book 'The Many Lawn Care Mistakes of My Neighbor Ron' is a hit with both critics and readers.
All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex.
COP: Can you describe your attacker?
ME: No
COP: Didn't you see him?
ME: Yes, but I have a poor grasp of adjectives
Fried chicken is unhealthy.
Especially for the chicken.
Whoever decided on spelling "biscuit" really needs to get their shuit together.
[junkyard dog barking viciously and running directly at me]
Me: Wow he must really want me to pet him
Hats were invented in 1784 when a Canadian was too polite to ask a raccoon to get off his head.
Wife : Even if you cheated on me, I wouldn't leave you.
Me : Really?
Wife : Yes. Why would I reward you for cheating?
I'd tell my neighbor about the weird smell coming from her apartment, but she's been so quiet that I don't want to disturb her.
My neighbor Ron is mad at me just because my book 'The Many Lawn Care Mistakes of My Neighbor Ron' is a hit with both critics and readers.
All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex.
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