Sticking with your metaphor, I bet you either get
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You'll fail both the 'sobriety test' and the probable cause....'Trump 16' bumper sticker.....car search that turns up suspicious....user or distributor.... amounts of opioids.
Copious amounts of beef jerky, nachos and Budweiser also tip cops that this is likely a 'very good bust'.
LOL!